The Sad Reality That Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s Singing
When this debuted on Glee (or rather, the video debuted on YouTube first) I posted it here and made some sort of snide comment about the questionable amount of auto tune used.
My basic feeling at the time was that while she is an entertaining actress and for the sake of Glee they had to use some pitch correction, I doubt that she had that much of “pop” control over her voice. Not that “pop” control is really all that much different from any other type of control.
Little things like her performance of the word “driving” in the first line “I see you driving ’round town with the guy I love” just made me think there had to be too much computer work done to the vocals.
I had no idea that this was turning into a career for her.
She was introduced tonight at the Oscars as “Country Music’s next sensation” (or something like that) and I assume this has all come from Country Strong’s suc-wait, lack of success. [I’ll post the video whenever it becomes available]
My theory remains true. What was the thing most missing from the performance? Control. Her voice isn’t terrible, and yes she has some slight pitch problems. But, mostly what is missing is her control.
She probably sounds like a decent singer in the shower, but not in a microphone.
While in the shower, given the acoustics of typical bathrooms, little nuances in your voice that might not be as pleasing to the ear are covered up by the resonance supplied by the tile, etc. But, in a microphone (and worse, in a dry mix driven to a TV feed) all those nuances cover up the parts of your voice that are actually decent.
It is as if microphones do THE EXACT OPPOSITE that the bathroom walls do.
Which is why, in today’s world, people who are not in mastery of their voice ought not sing into a microphone. Or be recorded. Or perform at the Oscars. Or be described as the next big thing.
Stop making actors…singers. Unless they are good. Gwyneth isn’t.
For the record, Bieber has incredible control of his voice for not having much training and being 16.